Look at that text! Would anyone use that?

Introduction

Lorem Ipsum is FAKE TEXT! Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born with. You either have it or you don't. Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. Now a strong sentence: No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. End of the strong sentence. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive.

This is the next paragraph after the one containing a strong element. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words. Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament. Lorem Ipsum is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why it’s former users left it for something else. They made a good decision.

He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured.

Another thing

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament.

I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don't believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina.

And still another

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament.

I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don't believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina.

Yet another thing

An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud. This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. I think my strongest asset maybe by far is my temperament. I have a placeholding temperament.

I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. We are going to make placeholder text great again. Greater than ever before. You have so many different things placeholder text has to be able to do, and I don't believe Lorem Ipsum has the stamina.