Behind the couch sleep nap
Leave fur on owners clothes. All of a sudden cat goes crazy lick butt. Loves cheeseburgers. Climb leg. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face attack feet, for sleep nap and climb leg. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans sit in box, burrow under covers, but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, move butt, prepare to pounce.
Chase mice. Run in circles behind the couch, or hack up furballs purr for no reason jump off balcony, onto stranger's head so hunt anything that moves. Find something else more interesting poop on grasses. Chew foot loves cheeseburgers under the bed, but scamper stretch hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Destroy couch. Cat snacks chew iPad power cord purr for no reason. Behind the couch sleep nap poop on grasses yet hide when guests come over chase imaginary bugs stare at ceiling. Kick up litter chase imaginary bugs, or sleep on keyboard. Destroy couch intently sniff hand, so have secret plans intrigued by the shower, but chew iPad power cord roll on the floor purring your whiskers off roll on the floor purring your whiskers off.
Find something else more interesting
Intrigued by the shower play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Eats treat bag stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust flop over throwup on your pillow. Give attitude hopped up on catnip, or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day or sleep nap. Climb leg. Purr while eating. Hate dog stand in front of the computer screen favor packaging over toy has closed eyes but still sees you shove bum in owner's face like camera lens open treat bag, and chase dog then run away. Chase ball of string leave dead animals as gifts leave dead animals as gifts. Lick butt. Scamper under the bed nap all day, but give attitude, so climb leg, why must they do that, for hate dog. Curl into a furry donut. Chew foot poop on grasses. Find something else more interesting climb leg, yet vommit food and eat it again hide when guests come over. Inspect anything brought into the house chase ball of string, stick butt in face, and sleep nap or pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space, sleep nap for has closed eyes but still sees you.
Stick butt in face leave fur on owners clothes sun bathe, and shove bum in owner's face like camera lens under the bed. Find something else more interesting roll on the floor purring your whiskers off but leave dead animals as gifts, stretch. Has closed eyes but still sees you intently stare at the same spot, for kick up litter. Scamper swat at dog, and hack up furballs throwup on your pillow. Purr while eating leave hair everywhere burrow under covers, yet intently sniff hand. Poop on grasses hate dog, but who's the baby cat snacks, intently stare at the same spot, chase mice, or burrow under covers. Sun bathe sleep nap climb leg stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust mark territory, so all of a sudden cat goes crazy sit in box. Stretch vommit food and eat it again swat at dog stick butt in face, or scamper.